There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Offers dried up after a few years and it was like I had fallen off the radar.
I am vain. I think vanity is a good thing. It's done more good things for me than it has not.
I've got a great sense of humor, and if I'm able to say or do something in a movie that people feel like they want to repeat, that's hugely flattering.
Hypocrites do the devil's drudgery in Christ's livery.
If you can be mentally stimulated by the workout and find out how to get through it, it's more fun.
It's one of the things I love about making films: the places I've got to travel that I would never have gone to before.
We have a big appetite for putting people down but, at the heart of everyone, there's enough room for all of us to succeed.
Me? I haven't made all A's in the art of living. But I give a damn. And I'll take an experienced C over an ignorant A any day.
A creep is someone who claims he's one thing but he's actually another.
Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
Traveling is a great love of mine. I love South America and Africa. I'm your ultimate backpacker when I'm away. It's just me and my backpack. It's good for getting away from the industry.
I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.
You want to be a writer? Start writing. You want to be a filmmaker? Start shooting stuff on your phone right now.
To lose the power of confrontation is to lose the power of unity.
She's a cool ghost. Maybe me being nude all the time is why we get along.
I've got incredible support from my wife and family and people around me. I've got great people around me who handle anything on the outside, business-wise, who help free me up to create in my job.
I got interested in the justice system. If I was, I'd probably be a defense lawyer. I was headed that way, but luckily changed my track to film school.
By their fruits ye shall know them.
Never is a man more of a man than when he is the father of a newborn.
A foolish man... built his house upon the sand.
I keep a diary -- one for each film and foreign land I travel to.
We dissect failure a lot more than we dissect success.
Life is a series of commas, not periods.
I say to the paparazzi, 'Fellas, take your shot and go.' It's just they usually find me on a beach.
I like having my hands in the clay. I like the movie-making process.
I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.
If you want your hair to be thicker, cut it when the moon is about to be full -- a heavy, full, waxing moon. Do not cut it when the moon's waning.
I'm a football fan, a sports fan, a fan of competition.
I don't mind assholes. It's the dork I don't trust. The dork is the one who's trying to be whatever he thinks you want him to be. I trust the asshole cause you know where he's gonna stand.
I was raised on, 'You go get a nine-to-five job, earn your pay and work your way up.'
I've never been a manipulator, even in my bachelor days. I never wanted to do things to people that could catch up with me later on.
The dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Life is our resume. It is our story to tell, and the choices we make write the chapters. Can we live in a way where we look forward to looking back?
I think most defense attorneys know, to some extent, their clients are guilty.
I like to customize things. I customized the back of old Lincoln to be my mobile office. I had one of those little laptop desks like in a police car, and I had a cooler in there, so that was my mobile office.
I love good film, whether it's an independent or studio film. The independent films, I think the good ones aren't necessarily eccentric ones but they're the more specific ones.
Try not to make a straight line crooked.
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning with the same smile as it did on Saturday night.
The goddess of luck is fortune.
Fortune is the sister of fate.
Fate is the divine order.
And the divine order is God.
So as far as I can tell if you believe in luck you believe in God.
A genius could be anybody that he wants, but ingenious is always one person at that time.
My life is the road, man. I need to keep moving.
Give thanks. Appreciate what you DO have ... the more we give thanks, the more we receive to be thankful for. Gratitude is the gift that always gives back.
I'm not arrogant enough to look back on my career and criticize my choices. It's really not my place.
When I'm surfing, I'm sure not thinking about the paparazzi. I guess if they start getting on floaties and coming out there in the water, then I might be a little upset.
My whole family are hams. They're storytellers and everyone outdoes the next one.
A coach, especially at a college level -- much more at a college or high school level, than at a pro level -- you're more of a teacher than an actual coach.
Cameras aren't guns. They can't really hurt you.
They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble doing it. Real simple.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there's a victory in that.
No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!
What the heck is true love? I remember feeling, back when I was 12 and 'going' with this girl, 'Is this true love?'
It's a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates.
There aren't many things that are universally cool, and it's cool not to litter. I'd never do it.
I like a good pair of jeans, but I also like putting on a nice tux. I'd rather go around in a good pair of jeans that you don't wash every day, because they get more and more comfortable.
It's not a science when you are judging art, but we'd be remiss to say you can't look at something and say, 'This is more well done than that.'
Romantic comedies are built to be light. They're built for a certain buoyancy.
I have my own vocabulary. I love linguistics. That surprises people.
My experience in work, even going to work with Scorsese, is that people always think there's some magic trick. There's no magic trick. The people who are really good at what they do do simple things really, really well.
Life is not a popularity contest. Take the hill, but first answer the question: What is my hill?.
Absolutely not. I have no problem with commitment. In fact, I love having someone in my life.
Be brave. Take the hill. But first answer the question, "What is my hill?
Cynicism can be funny. But it's the easy way. You'll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man.
I don't know how to work a room. It's a real skill.
The "Dazed" fans are the best! "Dazed" fans never even want an autograph or nothin'.
There's a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.
When I first starting making money, when I first made my first six-digits, I was -- my big thing was I went to put super unleaded in my truck for the first time.
I don't dabble and spend much mind or time dealing with, I don't know, people's perceptions of me. I truly don't.
My favorite dish is cleaning out the fridge on Sunday night and improvising a great medley.
I've read a lot of really great characters in some really crappy stories, where I said, like, 'Boy I could shine here, but the story sucks.' I don't want to be part of that.
My father -- who I know is up there right now, with a big pot of gumbo, he's got a lemon meringue pie, he's probably in his underwear, and he's got a cold can of Miller Lite -- and he's dancing.
As an actor for hire, my job is to do some pre-production work for myself. Then my job is to show up and give the best performance I can.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
No matter who is in our bed each night we sleep with ourselves.
The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.
Music is a really great creative tool for me, for different roles.